Ben Collins is a ____

(depending on what you’ve lost).

He would rather Republicans and their private equity control the cure for cancer than admit he fired some of us.

Hi, it’s Chelsea. My uncle is the lead doctor on a cancer vaccine that uses a patient’s own immune system to fight the disease. And it’s working. They’re ready for a media call to the Democratic medical community.

Medical PR is highly politicized. His team has no contacts for Democratic medical PR firms because they all went to Harvard.

They’re desperate to be connected to Jeff’s wife, a Democratic medical advocate, not for funding, but to recommend a comms agency that ensures they’re safely on the left side. Ben’s ego is single-handedly preventing that from happening.

The Onion’s C-Suite are all associated with Peter Tiel.

Ben is Fuck Yah Free Triangle on a jumbotron. His plans for Infowars endanger everyone associated with The Onion.

Harvard Class of ‘74: Curing Cancer

Ben Collins is a ____

(depending on what you’ve lost).

He would rather Republicans and their private equity control the cure for cancer than admit he fired some of us.

The Onion’s C-Suite are all associated with Peter Tiel.

Ben is Fuck Yah Free Triangle on a jumbotron. His plans for Infowars endanger everyone associated with The Onion.

GROW UP, BEN. TIME’S UP.
THIS IS US HANDLING IT.

You know the email address.

Ben Collins is a ____

(depending on what you’ve lost).

He would rather Republicans and their private equity control the cure for cancer than admit he fired some of us.

The Onion’s C-Suite are all associated with Peter Tiel.

Ben is Fuck Yah Free Triangle on a jumbotron. His plans for Infowars endanger everyone associated with The Onion.

GROW UP, BEN. TIME’S UP.THIS IS US HANDLING IT.

You know the email address.

GROW UP, BEN. TIME’S UP.
THIS IS US HANDLING IT.